So it seems that winter has officially begun in Vancouver. The last 6 out of 7 days have been rainy.
On day 1 I wore my rain boots. On day 2 I wore my rain boots. On day 3 I was sick of wearing my rain boots, so I wore sneakers-- and my socks got wet. On day 4 I wore my rain boots.
It is now day 7, I sit in my office, with my legs tucked under my desk, wearing rain boots. I have decided that rain boots go with everything. Not because it's true, but because I have no choice. I have noticed that there are not nearly enough people in Vancouver wearing rain boots. I have further decided, that people in Vancouver don't complain about the rain nearly as much as they should. In fact light rain is considered a nice day....a nice day!??? B*llsh*t. Rain sucks. I would rather take a snowy day, with some frost bite on my nose just to see the sun. What's wrong with these people?
I should elaborate on why I think the rain sucks: For one, you can never style your hair properly. You have to buy a new umbrella every time you leave one behind, because it's just not cool to take someone else's. When I walk Bonsai, I have to wring him out like a towel when we get home, getting him to stand still means bribing him with treats, and now he's wet and fat. And lastly, no matter how much you try, no matter how many layers you wear, when it rains you always feel cold.
(Soggy) Case closed.
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